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Wednesday, 22 July 2020

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1. A miser was traveling 
during a train. She also had an outsized bag of bags. A ticket checker came along the way. He said: 'This bag looks very heavy. you cannot take these things free of chargeyou've got to buy this! 'How many?' Stingy asked.' As very much like a full ticket.' Said the ticket checker. Hearing this, the miser checked out the bag and said: 'Goddess! beginwhat's the necessity to travel during a closed bag if you've got to offer an entire ticket?

2. Karasankaka was walking down a dark road late in the dark. There, two thugs intercepted him. One said: 'If you've got a ten paisa coin in your pocket, will you provide it to me?' Karasankaka was happy to ascertain her husband leaving work for ten paise. He put the coin within the hands of a thug and said: 'Why did you invite ten paise for nothing? 'My Sargid and that I want to make a decision by flipping a coin who will keep your watch and who will keep your wallet?
3. Once three professors were talking while expecting the train at the station. They became so engrossed within the conversation that nobody even heard the sound of the train coming. When the train took off, suddenly a professor flashed and said: 'Ouch! The train came and took off. The three ran to catch the train. Two of them managed to catch the train. One remained.
A brother standing nearby reassured him: 'Nothing. Your two friends were ready to board the train! The professor said: 'But those two came to ascertain me.
The two drunken men were sitting in great excitement. One said: 'I am getting to be the Prime Minister of India tomorrow. Another said: 'Eat air, air. First: 'So what does one want to mention? Second: 'I want to say that your dream of becoming the Prime Minister of India will never come true. First: 'Why?'
Second: 'It won't be fruitful. you'll be the Prime Minister of Hindustan once I resign and vacate the chair, but I don't want to resign now.

3. Judge: 'But why did he steal the necklace of pearls within the jewelry shop?
Criminal: 'It was written there _' Don't miss the chance. ' I jumped at the prospect. The judge said: 'You say this man stole from your house. So you'll identify your own thing from the fabric found in his house? Plaintiff: 'Yes, yes. That green handkerchief is mine. Judge: that's not true evidence. I even have an equivalent green handkerchief. Plaintiff: Maybe, sir! Two identical handkerchiefs are missing from my house.
4. Paresh got promoted. And went from employee to manager. so as to hurry up the work like lightning, he put up boards in every department - 'Kal kare so aaj kar. and therefore the board had a really nice quick effect. The pawnbroker insisted and asked for all the leave. The dispatch clerk immediately resigned. The stenographer fled together with her lover and therefore the collection clerk went missing.
5. One: 'Come on, brother! Let's get out of here. If such a fat man comes from the front. He wants fifty rupees from me. He will collect. ' Second: 'No got to panic, friend. Seeing me he would escape on his own. Because I would like 2 hundred rupees from her.
Read in Gujarati
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